Dreams are illustrations… from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

One is never over-dressed or under-dressed with a little black dress - Karl Lagerfeld

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up. - Allen Klein

You know you’re in a bad part of town when the cops are getting robbed.

Side Note: Now I see why The Fresh Prince got the fuck out of Philly.

Pocket Town’s favorite son, The Legendary Traxster, drops visual stimulate for his latest single “Untouchable" featuring Savo. An anthem for overcoming expectations and chasing dreams all the way to the bank. The video also features a cameo from Chi-Town rhymesmith Twista.

Side Note: The Legendary Traxster is starting to look like Delroy Lindo. It’s a damn shame he’s spittin’ harder than most of the youngin’s in the game right now.

Corbin Dunn’s Tandem Unicycle is like a Bat-Signal for the perpetual friend in need.

Side Note: I know you can’t reinvent the wheel but at Corbin’s Treehouse they’ll give a wheel some serious identity issues.

They have one wheel that thinks its Amanda Bynes, it’s constantly rolling downhill.

Doink is dead and Richard Simmons is ancient.

Who will make the afro + spandex combo horrifying for future generations!?

Side Note: Dink alive, Doink dead… guess we know who won that casket match.

Props to Alec Lewellyn for the illustration.

Gib the French Bulldog tries to take a poop and is startled by the sound of his own fart. Oddly enough the same thing happens to Ann Coulter when she tries to poop.

FYI - Ann’s farts sound eerily similar to Hitler’s Triumph des Willens.

Side Note: I don’t blame Gib for being scared, the asshole can be scary. In a weird way that makes gay men braver than us all. Whole new reason to be proud fellas!

Routine traffic stop turns into another reason to hate elderly motorists …and monkeys …especially monkeys.

Side Note: First time in history a monkey on the back has saved someone from getting a speeding ticket.

Drunk drivers take note.

The bear necessities have never seemed so erotic… till now!

Side Note: All I need is Seth MacFarlane’s voice and a roll of Charmin for “Ted 2: Rise of the Shameless Product Placement.”

Jesus Mabalot, 38, of Anchorage got more than he bargained for when he mistook an Alaskan black bear for Jellystone’s loveable glutton Yogi Bear.

How could hijinks not ensue?

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Here’s a look at the first three pages of a new comic I’m working on.  Right now the pages are screaming to be colored, but I don’t want to get carried away just yet…

Artist extraordinaire Alec Lewellyn’s latest greatest #TeddyBearPizza.

It’s so good it makes me want to dip a Teddy Graham in marinara sauce and yell “copyright infringement, copyright infringement!”

Side Note: …I’ve been known to get over excited.

Throughout great hardship rest assured the hearts of all altruist are united by an indomitable will to mend what is broken.

Now that’s how you stuff an Easter basket!

Side Note: Word to the wise, insert that carrot in the wrong orifice and it’s going to resemble a partially melted Cadbury Crème Egg.

If Pornstar Workout was a part of Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move! campaign 80% of men would have six pack abs.

Side Note: Me and Wreckx-n-Effect are now simpatico. Elegant Angel unites more perverts than Chatroulette.