Posts tagged "Art"

People have been playing with cellulose/plastic picks for so long, everything really sounds the same - it’s time for an evolution of sound. - Dustin and Stephanie

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A little space goes a long way - Kirk Picard (a very desperate astronaut)

A fact that claustrophobics and poorly inked Batman fanboys know all too well

Side Note: Last time I checked, tattoos that bad are usually reserved for Lil’ Wayne

With Americas economy & sense of morality gone to shit one man stepped from his comfort zone into overwhelming uncertainty. Joseph Garner set out on a social experiment to see if he could survive one month without money or help from friends, depending solely on the generosity of people he met on Craigslist.

This is ‘Craigslist Joe’.

Side Note: This asshole must’ve felt like Blanche DuBois by the end of this love fest. Depending on the kindness of strangers only works with a camera crew behind you, real talk.

I’m assuming this is the same way God made Kim Kardashian.

Side Note: Who else wants to smell his fingers?

The Subway 100 by Ron Villacarillo

The Subway Hundred is an interesting sociological project by photographer Ron Villacarillo.

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One of the hottest indie artist in the Chi, Novi Novak is droppin’ new visual stimulate for “Talk To’m”.

In case anyone is confused on the meaning of this song. My swag is actually my music, it’s what allows me to have the confidence and swag that I do. Music is art… The setting is an art museum and good art speaks to you… therefore Talk To’m. - Novi Novak

I once heard it said that the test of true genius is the ability to take something complex and explain it in a way that everyone can understand. I’m not callin’ Novi a genius but he passed the test.

If you liked the song do the right thing and buy Novi Novak - Talk To’m (click here to buy)

Side Note: Novi kinda looks like Casper Smart, management better keep Novi away from J-Lo before he becomes the next Kevin Federline.

James Harden is a McDonald’s All-American, Pac-10 Player of the Year, NBA Sixth Man of the Year, and now tattoo. I don’t know which James is most proud of…

Side Note: This kid better keep his arm away from Ron Artest.

Archie McPhee has designed the worlds first squirrel feeder AND humiliator (all in one). Finally you too can feed rats while laughing at their desperation.

Side Note: If only McPhee could design one big enough for Lindsey Lohan we’d all be laughing.

Bob Ross, PBS, and the good folks at MelodySheep have just made a remix so awesome it mouth fucks anything Skrillex has ever done.

Side Note: This is the kinda shit that makes me want to get an ungodly amount of ecstasy, art supplies, and then watch Season 1 of The Boondocks.

Everybody has a plan ‘till they get punched in the mouth. - Mike Tyson

All credit to Diana Bracy for this mastery in mosaic fiber art

The “Fuck the Rain [click here to buy]” umbrella by Artemy Lebedev for those days when you WANT to be struck by lightning.

Side Note: I’d love to gift that umbrella to a ugly stripper and yell “NO MONEY FO YOU”

So your gaming experience has been a lil’ mundane recently, you’ve gone limp where it counts, and you don’t know how to pull yourself out of this fucked up funk. Well you’re in luck my friends, Charles Lushear & The Bohemian Workbench have crafted 42 inches of hard wood into a fully functional Nintendo controller coffee table.

Chuck Lushear Nintendo Coffee Table

I know what you’re saying “sweet Sacagawea thats a big ass controller” and for $3,500 it can be all yours. Imagine being able roll your weed, snort you blow, and kick ass in Zelda all with the same item. If that table had a pussy there would be nerds of all ages flocking to hospitals worldwide with unexplained cock splinters.

If you <3 the table and don’t have $3,500 the good folks over at dudeiwantthat.com are having a giveaway [click here to enter]

Side Note: If my last name was “Lushear” I’d constantly be pouring wine into my ear and waiting for people to ask me why.

This oil painting is right up there with throwing a whole pizza on a roof.

Side Note: All thanks go to Jeff “Buffalo” Bonker for the AMAZING artwork.

I hope my works will open some eyes. I want women — and men — to stop and question why things are the way they are. Why aren’t we accepting of the natural human body? Who decides what is ‘beautiful’? Right now it seems very arbitrary and no one seems to be asking why. - Cat Del Buono

Vanity Unfair
January 20-February 12, 2012
6th Street Container
1155 SW 6th Street (Rear), Miami, FL 33130
Reception: 7-10pm, January 20, 2012

oddly enough downtrodden rapist have the same philosophy