Oh no, she’s not a HR problem waiting to happen…
Side Note: Officer Booty used to be a forklift operator, but she got tired of hearing “back that thang up” followed by “not the first time I’ve said that to a booty.”
Lesson to be learned: words hurt. I would know. I was once beaten by the alphabet. Sure, one letter at a time doesn’t hurt. But when they start buddying up it can get painful. You don’t know pain until you’ve been beaten by the letters C, O, C, and K.
I still don’t know what it spells. But rest assured, I never want to see it again.