If Pornstar Workout was a part of Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move! campaign 80% of men would have six pack abs.
Side Note: Me and Wreckx-n-Effect are now simpatico. Elegant Angel unites more perverts than Chatroulette.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Alexei Sayle
Oh no, she’s not a HR problem waiting to happen…
Side Note: Officer Booty used to be a forklift operator, but she got tired of hearing “back that thang up” followed by “not the first time I’ve said that to a booty.”
Lesson to be learned: words hurt. I would know. I was once beaten by the alphabet. Sure, one letter at a time doesn’t hurt. But when they start buddying up it can get painful. You don’t know pain until you’ve been beaten by the letters C, O, C, and K.
I still don’t know what it spells. But rest assured, I never want to see it again.
Sex is the gateway to life. - Frank Harris
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas. - Dale Evans
For male and female alike, the bodies of the other sex are messages signaling what we must do — they are glowing signifiers of our own necessities. - John Updike
The lovely Liz Tracy brings to us a woman who got her boyfriends name tattooed around her asshole at the South Florida Tattoo Expo 2012. Ive heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve but this broad just upped the game.
Side Note: In Florida a tattoo around the rectum is just as common as a handshake… or I’m a liar, either way its fine.
If doodlers were compared to great historic artist, the person who doodled that lil’ ass would undoubtedly be van Gogh (says the guy who knows nothing about art).
Side Note: Assy McGee 4LIFE!
Everyone who’s ever taken a shower has an idea. It’s the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it who makes a difference. - Nolan Bushnell
I’m assuming this is the same way God made Kim Kardashian.
Side Note: Who else wants to smell his fingers?
A man’s delight in looking forward to and hoping for some particular satisfaction is a part of the pleasure flowing out of it, enjoyed in advance. But this is afterward deducted, for the more we look forward to anything the less we enjoy it when it comes. - Arthur Schopenhauer
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan
I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them. - Mae West
It is much easier to suppress a first desire than to satisfy those that follow. - Benjamin Franklin
A thought often makes us hotter than a fire. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
