Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus
If God wanted us to be naked, why did he invent sexy lingerie? - Shannen Doherty
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan
The only time losing is more fun than winning is when you’re fighting temptation. - Tom Wilson
We looked!
Then we saw him
step in on the mat!
And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Unfortunately for the bitch young lady in the video she couldn’t see shit. Quick someone take that fuckin’ costume off of her before she ends up with knees like Greg Oden
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares? - Tina Fey
Where youth and diffidence are united, it requires uncommon steadiness of reason to resist the attraction of being called the most charming girl in the world. - Jane Austen
Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself. - Mark Twain
I’d like to grow up and be beautiful. I know it doesn’t matter, but it doesn’t hurt. - Kirsten Dunst
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Alexei Sayle
The tones of gray, pale turquoise and pink will prevail. - Christian Dior
Blue thou art, intensely blue; Flower, whence came thy dazzling hue? - James Montgomery
