…and to think that was supposed to be a tuba rehearsal.
Side Note: I haven’t seen that much exposed wood since that 200 man gang bang I went to last May. Mothers Day comes but once a year, and if my mom wants to cum when it does, I’m not going to stand in the way!
Self-proclaimed “ex-gay pornstar,” Joseph Sciambra, wants everyone to know “The Devil LOVES anal sex”. I, for one, thought The Devil loved Prada, or at the very least wore it… Anne Hathaway movies have clearly mislead me.
Comedic performance artist Steve Kardynal surprises a few unsuspecting Chatroulette users with a rendition of ‘Call Me Maybe' so titillating it causes spontaneous masturbation… or vomiting, I confuse the two.
just woke up from a nap to see how much my new video has blown up! feels like i’m waking up on christmas morning.