Posts tagged "SFW"

Everyone who’s ever taken a shower has an idea. It’s the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it who makes a difference. - Nolan Bushnell 

Don’t ever take a shower with a woman, because you’ll probably end up proposing to her. - Scott Baio

…if by “joyous” you mean mind numbingly depressing

A thought often makes us hotter than a fire. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so - William Shakespeare