Testing a bulletproof vest calls for 3 things
- bulletproof vest
- live ammunition
- a test dummy (jorts optional)
Side Note: I don’t advocate stupidity or gun violence but… anyone else wish this video ended like the Zapruder film?
Does the USA suck at making foreign flags, or do we out define Merriam-Webster when it comes to the word “irony?”
Side Note: Show of hands; anyone else glad Macbook’s aren’t made in the USA?
At last we’ve found the source of Rosie O’Donnell’s orgasms. I laugh heartily at those fools who said she couldn’t be stimulated by penetration!
Side Note: Taco Bell will have this on their menu by Friday.
So I’ve let my crabs get a bit out of control. But look on the bright side, I’ve finally found a roommate. #Lemons2LemonMeringue
Side Note: They say “you are what you eat.” That kid must eat crab by the boatload.
Tobacco Theatrics: Watch an unidentified man make smoking cigarettes look like an Olympic sport. The only thing that suffers more than his lungs is his toothbrush.
Side Note: I wonder if he farts secondhand smoke. Brings new meaning to the phrase “silent but deadly.”
Dress up that’ll get you fucked up.
Side Note: I guess there’s no Jewish Defense League in Japan.
Moe Lester died as he lived, inappropriately.
Looks can be deceiving
Witness polygots Moses McCormick & Benny Lewis shatter stereotypes and preconceived notions when this dynamic duo descends on a Columbus, Ohio mall surprising people with their insanely extensive knowledge of languages from around the world.
Side Note: Never judge a book by it’s cover; judge it by its preface and pretend like you’ve read the whole thing.
Ive heard people say “fake it till you make it” but this is ridiculous.
Horrifying plane crash captured on video from inside the cockpit (crash starts at 2:44).
Side Note: I haven’t been this scared watching YouTube since that day in 07 when I stumbled onto Chris Crocker.
If white bread can bring man and beast together, imagine what challah french toast could do.
Side Note: Wonder Bread… I wonder why that buffalo didn’t ram the fuck out of that car till the white boy gave up the whole loaf.
But it is a deathtrap for the illiterate.
Side Note: The note says ‘no’, but the bowl is telling me ‘yes’… If something unwanted ends up inside of me, I’m yelling rape, and pressing charges.
mmmm human flavored water
Shit Talking 101 by emotionally fragile jilted soft-core porn addict Zachary Briggs.
Side Note: Looks like sadness has manifested itself into a overly opinionated dirty hippie; yay sadness?!
