Originality Not an Impossibility

So I’ve let my crabs get a bit out of control. But look on the bright side, I’ve finally found a roommate. #Lemons2LemonMeringue

Side Note: They say “you are what you eat.” That kid must eat crab by the boatload.

Facebook photo opp to manslaughter?

Savannah Ramirez, 19, accidentally shot her brother, Manuel Ortiz, 22, while posing for a Facebook pic.

But it is a deathtrap for the illiterate.

Side Note: The note says ‘no’, but the bowl is telling me ‘yes’… If something unwanted ends up inside of me, I’m yelling rape, and pressing charges.

We looked!

Then we saw him

step in on the mat!

And we saw him!

The Cat in the Hat!

Unfortunately for the ~~bitch~~ young lady in the video she couldn’t see shit. Quick someone take that fuckin’ costume off of her before she ends up with knees like Greg Oden

“Slap for Cash” makes me thankful stupidity isn’t contagious

Side Note: exploitation of the stupid & desperate for profit should be illegal

The fellas over at Stoopid Ass Nation wanted to settle a score between a chubby tard and a basketball. It was a monumental battle but much like Highlander there could only be one… winner that is!

From the ~~idiotic~~ folks that popularized planking now bring to you CONE-ING!

Side Note: A moron having too much fun behind wheel of moving a vehicle is how accidents & severe beatings happen.

While most of America is struggling to get by Floyd Mayweather Jr is burning money; no wonder he’s so likeable!